Goat Simulator 3

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Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; a totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage together, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends.

That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.

Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.


You can be a goat
Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!
Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
Who said anything about a musical?
You can be Keanu Ree... (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
But you can be a goldfish (true story)


Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.




OS: Windows 10

Processor: i5 4690k

Memory: 8GB

Storage: 12GB

Direct X: 11

Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)



OS: Windows 10

Processor: i5 9400F

Memory: 16GB

Storage: 12GB

Direct X: 11

Graphics: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)

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