Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials

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  • Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials

*Crash* ...That was the sound of you landing face first in an abyss filled with monsters, traps, and eldritch secrets. But hey, it's ok barbarian, you are not alone: Pip, your best friend -and mysteriously luminous bat- is with you. And it's only by truly working together that you'll be able to solve the abyss' puzzles, fight off its hungry denizens, discover its true purpose and maybe -just maybe- make it out alive with the secrets of the primordials.

Key Features

  • Gain new skills for your barbarian and elemental powers for Pip, the (magic) bat!
  • A narrative-driven metroidvania with dialogue choices and plenty of humor and snark.
  • Big numbers! 400+ rooms, 20+ hours of evolving gameplay, 10+ bosses, 60+ minutes of music and almost 30,000 words of text that a barbarian would never bother to read!
  • Puzzles.
  • RPG elements with a level-up minigame.
  • Contains more fruit throwing than probably any other game.
  • Companions that join you in your quest and help you out in fights.
  • Multiple endings based on your choices and actions.
  • The thrown fruit are NOT wasted, they are eaten by the bat (who is magic).
  • A ton of secrets and hidden loot just about everywhere.
  • The (magic) bat has a whopping FIVE different squeaking sounds!
  • Fewer repetitive jokes than this description has.

A controller is recommended for an optimal experience.

We've got a small update today improving the behavior of an enemy used in a puzzle in the game, as well as some other small fixes. We're still working on the French language update, stay tuned for more info on that soon! 1.2.0 Patch Notes Improved movement of a Bouncer enemy for a puzzle it's used for. Fixed the rendering layer of a cloud in one scene. Fixed possibility of getting stuck in the wall when jumping into a specific place right after activating a switch in an early game room. Fixed Si...


Hello bats and barbarians! Today, to coincide with our console releases, we've got a bit of an update for you PC players as well! Most noticeable thing will be a slick new animation that can be viewed on game startup! In addition to that we have a number of adjustments that should make a couple parts of the end game go a bit smoother, as well as a retroactive fix for some people who might have not unlocked some achievements properly. In other news, Trading Cards, Badges and Emotes are on their w...


Today we've got our first update of 2021! This fixes a couple ways to get soft lock and the Trilich finally fixed the light at the end of his magic wand! If you played and experienced poor framerate we now default a performance setting to enabled on low end on machines. If you had problems in the past and didn't know about this option make sure you take a look at the Lock Gameplay Resolution option! Cheers and hoping 2021 is going alright for everybody so far! 1.1.17 Patch Notes: Fixed a case wh...


Got a fairly small update today, fixing a few minor bugs! In other news, we are going to be hosting a holiday giveaway for 5 keys for Batbarian on our Discord server over the next week! Hop into the discord and follow the instructions in order to participate!! Happy Holidays from Unspeakable Pixels!! ːsteamhappyː 1.1.16 Patch Notes: Move speedrun timer lower when two boss health bars are displayed to prevent it from overlapping with the lower one. Check some achievements on save file load to mak...


Got another small update today! Biggest thing is fixing being stuck on tutorial steps that require a specific input to progress when that input has been unmapped by the player. Full patch notes below! 1.1.15 Patch Notes: Fix for possibility of getting stuck on a tutorial step after unbinding the keys needed for that tutorial step (in this case any input will now progress the step). Fixed selection indicator sometimes moving to HUD items after dismissing the keybinding screen. Further measures to...






  • OS: Windows 7 and Above
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E5200
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 9800GTX+ (1GB)
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space





  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 560
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space






  • OS: OS X 10.9
  • Processor: 1.4 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space


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