Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials

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  • Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials

*Crash* ...That was the sound of you landing face first in an abyss filled with monsters, traps, and eldritch secrets. But hey, it's ok barbarian, you are not alone: Pip, your best friend -and mysteriously luminous bat- is with you. And it's only by truly working together that you'll be able to solve the abyss' puzzles, fight off its hungry denizens, discover its true purpose and maybe -just maybe- make it out alive with the secrets of the primordials.

Key Features

  • Gain new skills for your barbarian and elemental powers for Pip, the (magic) bat!
  • A narrative-driven metroidvania with dialogue choices and plenty of humor and snark.
  • Big numbers! 400+ rooms, 20+ hours of evolving gameplay, 10+ bosses, 60+ minutes of music and almost 30,000 words of text that a barbarian would never bother to read!
  • Puzzles.
  • RPG elements with a level-up minigame.
  • Contains more fruit throwing than probably any other game.
  • Companions that join you in your quest and help you out in fights.
  • Multiple endings based on your choices and actions.
  • The thrown fruit are NOT wasted, they are eaten by the bat (who is magic).
  • A ton of secrets and hidden loot just about everywhere.
  • The (magic) bat has a whopping FIVE different squeaking sounds!
  • Fewer repetitive jokes than this description has.

A controller is recommended for an optimal experience.

Hello bats and barbarians! Today, to coincide with our console releases, we've got a bit of an update for you PC players as well! Most noticeable thing will be a slick new animation that can be viewed on game startup! In addition to that we have a number of adjustments that should make a couple parts of the end game go a bit smoother, as well as a retroactive fix for some people who might have not unlocked some achievements properly. In other news, Trading Cards, Badges and Emotes are on their w...


Today we've got our first update of 2021! This fixes a couple ways to get soft lock and the Trilich finally fixed the light at the end of his magic wand! If you played and experienced poor framerate we now default a performance setting to enabled on low end on machines. If you had problems in the past and didn't know about this option make sure you take a look at the Lock Gameplay Resolution option! Cheers and hoping 2021 is going alright for everybody so far! 1.1.17 Patch Notes: Fixed a case wh...


Got a fairly small update today, fixing a few minor bugs! In other news, we are going to be hosting a holiday giveaway for 5 keys for Batbarian on our Discord server over the next week! Hop into the discord and follow the instructions in order to participate!! Happy Holidays from Unspeakable Pixels!! ːsteamhappyː 1.1.16 Patch Notes: Move speedrun timer lower when two boss health bars are displayed to prevent it from overlapping with the lower one. Check some achievements on save file load to mak...


Got another small update today! Biggest thing is fixing being stuck on tutorial steps that require a specific input to progress when that input has been unmapped by the player. Full patch notes below! 1.1.15 Patch Notes: Fix for possibility of getting stuck on a tutorial step after unbinding the keys needed for that tutorial step (in this case any input will now progress the step). Fixed selection indicator sometimes moving to HUD items after dismissing the keybinding screen. Further measures to...


Hey all, we've got another update for Batbarian today! Biggest thing people might be happy to see is a buff to how quickly Awareness scales some of the properties it affects :) Full patch notes can be found below! 1.1.14 Patch Notes: Buffed the rate at which Awareness affects player stun time, recovery invincibility, and health drop rate. (Vision, throw trajectory distance, and general loot drop rate were not changed and still scale at the same rate they did before.) Fixed enemies sometimes appe...






  • OS: Windows 7 and Above
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E5200
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 9800GTX+ (1GB)
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space





  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 560
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space






  • OS: OS X 10.9
  • Processor: 1.4 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space


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