Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials

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*Crash* ...That was the sound of you landing face first in an abyss filled with monsters, traps, and eldritch secrets. But hey, it's ok barbarian, you are not alone: Pip, your best friend -and mysteriously luminous bat- is with you. And it's only by truly working together that you'll be able to solve the abyss' puzzles, fight off its hungry denizens, discover its true purpose and maybe -just maybe- make it out alive with the secrets of the primordials.

Key Features

  • Gain new skills for your barbarian and elemental powers for Pip, the (magic) bat!
  • A narrative-driven metroidvania with dialogue choices and plenty of humor and snark.
  • Big numbers! 400+ rooms, 20+ hours of evolving gameplay, 10+ bosses, 60+ minutes of music and almost 30,000 words of text that a barbarian would never bother to read!
  • Puzzles.
  • RPG elements with a level-up minigame.
  • Contains more fruit throwing than probably any other game.
  • Companions that join you in your quest and help you out in fights.
  • Multiple endings based on your choices and actions.
  • The thrown fruit are NOT wasted, they are eaten by the bat (who is magic).
  • A ton of secrets and hidden loot just about everywhere.
  • The (magic) bat has a whopping FIVE different squeaking sounds!
  • Fewer repetitive jokes than this description has.

A controller is recommended for an optimal experience.

It's time for the Steam awards again and first time we here at Unspeakable Pixels get to participate! It's super exciting and it was hard to pick a category we wanted to call for more than another but truth is, the most consistent praise we get is about the stellar soundtrack Will and Nathan created for Batbarian so why not thank them with a nice award nomination? :D Or heck, let's just confuse everyone else and nominate Batbarian as the best VR game of the year. Up to you! -blob


First of all, Batbarian is doing it's very first Steam sale starting TODAY! Now's the time to get it for 20% off! And last but not least, we're also bringing a big batch of improvements and fixes to the dungeon for all you barbarians. Here's a complete list of update changes: - Skip most boss intro dialog on repeat attempts on bosses. - Opened permanent path to a few rooms and a chest that were previously only accessible once. - Improved teleportation UI to make it more clear how you select dest...


Got another small update today! Biggest change is a fix for the game not opening properly for some people who had enabled Exclusive Fullscreen mode. This change does mean that players who want to use Exclusive Fullscreen mode (as opposed to Borderless Window Fullscreen, the default), will need to re-enable this setting every session for the time being. 1.1.12 Patch Notes: Prevent launching the game in exclusive fullscreen mode (launch in borderless windowed fullscreen instead, which has always b...


Got another small update for you all today, which most importantly fixes a possible softlock situation in a late game area related to being unable to light up a certain crystal with pip's aura under some conditions. 1.1.11 Patch Notes: Fixed a possible late game softlock related to pip's aura. Give a more clear indication of where to go after defeating a late game boss. Increased deterrent to attempt entering the fortress through a locked door.


Hey all! Just pushed a small 1.1.10 update, patch notes can be found below :) 1.1.0 Patch Notes: Fixed a couple aspects of an end game sequence not behaving in the intended manner. Fixed one branch of dialog missing a dialog option in the conversation when meeting the imps. Fixed a missing animation for a player character in one possible step of the meeting the imps cutscene.






  • OS: Windows 7 and Above
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E5200
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 9800GTX+ (1GB)
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space





  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 560
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space






  • OS: OS X 10.9
  • Processor: 1.4 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space


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