Conan Chop Chop

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The treacherous wizard Thoth-Amon has devised a plan to resurrect the ancient evil that is Xaltotun. If he succeeds, he will condemn the world to an eternity of darkness and enslavement. Only you can stop him, but in order to do so you must use all your cunning. All your guile. You must summon all your courage and swordsmanship. You must … Chop Chop! 

Conan Chop Chop is the most epic and realistic stick figure game ever to be set in the world of Conan the Barbarian, thus there will be an excessive amount of gore and flying limbs. Be warned that this may in turn lead to uncontrollable outbursts of joy and/or profanities, usually depending on which end of the sword you are on.

1-4 players

Play solo for the ultimate thrill of a roguelike or have your buddies along with you in online or couch co-op mode.

Become Conan… or someone else!

All brawns, no brain? No worries! Choose between a diverse cast of badass warrior gods, and add weapons and items to match your style!

Embark on quests of pure epicness!

You are about to save the world! The merchants are still going to charge you for their wares, and some townsfolk may even pester you with tasks of their own. But fear not, some of them will make it worth your while.

Explore in every direction!

Brave the shifting sands of Koth, explore the dark woods in Darkwood, move valiantly through the searing land of Hyperboria and see the icy world of Vanaheim. Conan® Chop Chop lets you explore to the left, right, up and down! A skilled player may even find himself jumping, dashing, or moving diagonally, resulting in the ultimate 3D experience.

Loot, loot and more loot!

Master the fine art of delicately bashing your enemies’ heads in with a broom and turning them into chop suey with a bastard sword. Conan® Chop Chop contains a wide variety of different weapons, trinkets and legendary items, each suited to tailor any kind of violent playstyle you can think of.

Master astonishing combos!

Perform the breathtaking 360° spin-attack to crack skulls all around you. Dash forward with the speed of light. Swing your sword both longways and sideways in a game that will have you gasping for air as you struggle to grasp the pure awesomeness of your fighting moves.

Ruthless bosses!

Before facing Thoth-Amon, you must defeat bosses such as The Giant Sand Worm of Koth and The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, neither of which are particularly sympathetic to your cause. Instead they will attempt to destroy you with killer moves like Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.

Infinite replayability!

Completely random maps and tons of weapons and abilities to try out ensure that every new game will be a whole new experience. You are bound to die more than once, but you can unlock new weapons that will be available for your next play-through.

With all the elements of a hack and slash rogue-lite for 1-4 players being packed into one game, it’s no wonder developer Mighty Kingdom and publisher Funcom have decided to move the launch of Conan Chop Chop from February 25th to Q2 2020. We're almost at the finish line, but we need a little extra time to optimize the game for online multiplayer. This also gives us a chance to add extra polish to the game. It's all about getting that final Chop in place. It's not a one-chop game, it's Conan Cho...


Conan Chop Chop was 'announced' on April 1 as a joke, but was then revealed to be a real game at 2019's PC Gaming Show. A couple months later, it met the first and only criterion for being a real game: being delayed. Now we have a final, final release date: Chibi Conan and pals will start chopping their way through ghouls on February 25, 2020.  Chop Chop is described as a "roguelite" by publisher Funcom, and as a "party game" for up to four players, with b...


Funcom announced Conan Chop Chop on April 1, and in case you didn't notice the timing it was very clearly an April Fools joke. A couple of months later, the joke was on us when Funcom announced that it's actually a real game that would be out in September. But due to an expanded scope, it won't hit that mark. Conan Chop Chop is a hack-and-slash action-roguelike with couch co-op support for up to four players, and that's apparently gone over very well with people who&apos...


Fellow Barbarians, We're expanding the multiplayer options in Conan Chop Chop to include full online multiplayer! This has been the most requested feature from the community and we're incredibly excited to be adding this feature to the game, so you can play with your friends on the virtual couch, as well as the actual couch. Adding online multiplayer means we are targeting a Q...


This year we're bringing Conan's mighty cartoon bicep to Cologne and Gamescom, alongside the sci-fi horror experience Moons of Madness. Both games will be playable on the show floor at the Indie Arena Booth in hall 10.2. You will also get the chance to chat with the dev team from Mighty Kingdom working on Conan Chop Chop. We hope to see you there!






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