Just Die Already

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Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.
How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.
So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

KEY FEATURES

  • BE OLD, BE BOLD

    You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.
  • BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK

    Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.
     
  • DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME

    Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?
  • ONE MISSION: RETIRE!

    Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…
  • SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER

    Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!
  • BE OLD. TWICE

    You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.
  • LIMITLESS INTERACTION

    Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.
  • EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER

    Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.
  • THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU

    The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.
  • OLD. PERSON.

    Okay that’s the last time we promise.
  • ONE MORE THING!

    Wait wait one last thing! Did we mention you can find a glue gun that lets you for example attach fireworks to a bike, and then ride the bike? Or that you can disrupt traffic and make a traffic jam and make cars explode? Or that you can attach wings to your arm and fly around? Or that you ca

Join DoubleMoose Games and Curve Digital as they play through the free demo of Just Die Already - available during The Steam Game Festival! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37846010/064d1f774883e376ea78bdfdf2568bc767148898.pngWatch the livestream Enjoying your time with Just Die Already? Let us know in our Discord server and follow Frank on Twitter! You won't regret it...

2020-10-12

It's the Steam Game Festival: Autumn Edition, and that means we have an elderly treat for you... {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37846010/ba9568aa1c0f77ec90c068b5af5f6f8aeef353b2.png From October 7th, 10AM PST to October 13th, 10AM PST, you can download a FREE demo of Just Die Already and get a cheeky taste of our open-world mayhem sandbox game - either solo or with up to three friends in online multiplayer. 👴 👵 👴 👵 Grab the demo while you can from our store page - and stay tuned for our livestreams of the d...

2020-10-07

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2020-08-29

The Just Die Already demo is back for Gamescom, available from now until September 2nd at 8am PST. Get a taste of this open-world mayhem sandbox game, solo or with up to three friends in online multiplayer. 👴 👵 👴 👵 We cannot wait to hear your feedback (complaints welcome, even from seniors). Download the demo now - and give us a cheeky Wishlist while you're at it! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37846010/64ef4b9232f689bfff1145b0399dbd314d54d934.gif Stay tuned to Gamescom for another surprise from Just Die Al...

2020-08-26

Join DoubleMoose Games, the developers of Just Die Already, as they play through the brand new demo available now during The Steam Game Festival! Watch the livestream now Enjoying your time with Just Die Already? Let us know in our Discord server

2020-06-21

PC SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

MINIMUM SPECS:

Minimum:

 

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 8 or higher
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
  • Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

 

RECOMMENDED SPECS:

Recommended:

 

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
  • Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

 

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